If only Mark Sanford looked like this:

Apparently, the South Carolina governor has taken a leave of absence without, you know, letting anyone know where he is.

From The State Newspaper:

Neither the governor’s office nor the State Law Enforcement
Division, which provides security for governors, has been able to reach
Sanford after he left the mansion in a black SLED Suburban SUV, said
Sen. Jake Knotts and three others familiar with the situation but who
declined to be identified.

Sanford’s last known whereabouts were
near Atlanta, where a mobile telephone tower picked up a signal from
his phone, authorities said.